I have seen this flying around the internets for the last couple of days, but just now got the chance to sit down and read it.

Restaurant Review: Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square

Ruinous. Unlovable. Inedible.

Did panic grip your soul as you stared into the whirling hypno wheel of the menu, where adjectives and nouns spin in a crazy vortex? When you saw the burger described as “Guy’s Pat LaFrieda custom blend, all-natural Creekstone Farm Black Angus beef patty, LTOP (lettuce, tomato, onion + pickle), SMC (super-melty-cheese) and a slathering of Donkey Sauce on garlic-buttered brioche,” did your mind touch the void for a minute?

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