I'm not a fan of Dave Eggers, and as such am not usually one to pimp McSweeney's, but this:

Ann Randers

FYI, do you know how I got that third hand? I bought it from a child! Ho HO! He was easily tricked into selling me his hand for a nickel and a pious man’s drum! I have a baker’s dozen child-hands in my glove compartment!!!!


Brilliant.