OMG, this could only happen in the black metal capital of the world. Okay possibly in a NASCAR family too, but this is the most fitting.

Although little Metallica has already been baptized, the Swedish National Tax Board refused to register the name, saying it was associated with both the rock group and the word "metal."

Well, duh. But c'mon, there's no denying it, Sweden -- metal butters your bread in the musical world. Might as well let it take its natural course.

And speaking of rock and roll in all its hilarity -- to each their own, but ew, Keith Richards.